What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:10

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why do girls in Indian top colleges wear shorts?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

How to watch Apple’s WWDC 2025 keynote - TechCrunch

They put up a sign reading

Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

DF Weekly: Why would Microsoft "sideline" its next generation handheld? - Eurogamer

Unacceptable again!

Still no good

No way

Rossendale man 'did not know what was wrong until I got NHS text' - BBC

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

Then came..

When the mind leaves the body - scientists investigate the incredible phenomenon of OBEs - Earth.com

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Nuts and Butts

Why are US customs agents so talkative? I cringed hard when a US customs agent asked me if I was on vacation. He doesn’t need to know why I went to another country as long as I am a U.S. citizen.

Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So they tried

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Thumbs down again.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

share office space ...

Ipsum quo molestiae officiis qui voluptates sequi veniam qui.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics

So, the docs changed it to read

People’s Pharmacy: Did this OTC allergy medicine cause my excruciating knee pain? - OregonLive.com

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

Amazon joins the big nuclear party, buying 1.92 GW for AWS - TechCrunch

Everyone loved it.

No, not a chance

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Next, they tried...

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...