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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:10

No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why do girls in Indian top colleges wear shorts?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How to watch Apple’s WWDC 2025 keynote - TechCrunch
They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
DF Weekly: Why would Microsoft "sideline" its next generation handheld? - Eurogamer
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
No way
Rossendale man 'did not know what was wrong until I got NHS text' - BBC
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
Then came..
When the mind leaves the body - scientists investigate the incredible phenomenon of OBEs - Earth.com
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
Kubica Quickest in Opening Le Mans Test Session - Sportscar365
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
Ipsum quo molestiae officiis qui voluptates sequi veniam qui.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
People’s Pharmacy: Did this OTC allergy medicine cause my excruciating knee pain? - OregonLive.com
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Minds and Behinds
Amazon joins the big nuclear party, buying 1.92 GW for AWS - TechCrunch
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...